Tom Cruise is the new Christ!!!

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Tom Cruise is the new Christ!!!

Postby Hitman » Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:22 pm

TOM Cruise is the new "Christ" of Scientology, according to leaders of the cult-like religion.

The Mission: Impossible star has been told he has been "chosen" to spread the word of his faith throughout the world.

And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.

A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church's top levels, said: "Tom has been told he is Scientology's Christ-like figure.

"Like Christ, he's been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right."

Cruise joined the Church of Scientology in the '80s. Leader L Ron Hubbard claimed humans bear traces of an ancient alien civilisation.


http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007030603,00.html
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Postby Chantel » Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:27 pm

Oh FFS...
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Postby Dylan » Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:06 pm

:nod:
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Postby scottik187 » Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:26 pm

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Postby Dom » Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:43 pm

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Postby BJN » Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:35 pm

If he's Christ, then i'm the Devil. :twisted:
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Postby person » Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:36 am

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Postby Hitman » Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:38 am

BJN wrote:If he's Christ, then i'm the Devil. :twisted:


Nah...
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Postby BJN » Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:09 pm

Well, maybe a minor demon then. But that's still missing the point, which is that Cruise is no Christ.
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