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Postby Chantel » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:54 am

doingitforgabri wrote:
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.


I don't understand this one... :(
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Postby doingitforgabri » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:57 am

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Postby DC » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:09 pm

BustyB wrote:
doingitforgabri wrote:
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.


I don't understand this one... :(


The man has large balls! :lol:
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Postby DC » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:10 pm

# In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

Gold!

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Postby Chantel » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:14 pm

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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Postby Hitman » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:23 pm

DC wrote:# In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

Gold!

:nod:


:lol:

Awesome...
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