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    Postby Chantel » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:54 am

    doingitforgabri wrote:
    Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.


    I don't understand this one... :(
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    Postby doingitforgabri » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:57 am

    Chuck Norris played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.
    Willow: "She's like this cleavagey slutbomb walking around going 'Ooh. Check me out, I'm wicked cool. I'm five by five.'"
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    Postby DC » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:09 pm

    BustyB wrote:
    doingitforgabri wrote:
    Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.


    I don't understand this one... :(


    The man has large balls! :lol:
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    Postby DC » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:10 pm

    # In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

    Gold!

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    Postby Chantel » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:14 pm

    Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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    Postby Hitman » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:23 pm

    DC wrote:# In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

    Gold!

    :nod:


    :lol:

    Awesome...
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