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Postby mrkeys » Mon Mar 27, 2006 3:41 pm

Probably my favourite one-liners come from this girl..

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Anya: Now hold on, I'm gonna press the right pedal harder. I expect us to accelerate.

Anya: We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!

a long one but a good one

Anya: You could have, like, a world with no shrimp. Or with, you know, nothing but shrimp.
Buffy: Anya, tell them about the alternate universes.
Anya: Oh, okay. Um... say you really like shrimp a lot. Or we could say you don't like shrimp at all. "Blah, I wish there weren't any shrimp," you'd say to yourself —
Buffy: Stop! You're saying it wrong.
Buffy: I think that Jonathan may be doing something so that he's manipulating the world, and we're all like his pawns.
Anya: Or prawns.
Buffy: Stop with the shrimp! I am trying to do something here!

and my two faves

Anya: "Come on. Let's go assemble the cannon fodder."
Xander: "We're not calling them that, sweetie."
Anya: "Not to their faces -- what am I, insensitive?"

Andrew: "We will defend it with our very lives."
Anya: "Yes, we'll defend it with his very life."
Xander: "Don't be afraid to use him as a human shield."
Anya: "Good, yes, thanks."
"Once again the forces of niceness and goodness have triumphed over the forces of evil and rottenness."

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Postby amunhra » Tue Mar 28, 2006 6:31 am

:rofl:

Anya was one of my fave characters on the crew. I was really upset when they killed her off in the series finale :cry:

Anya: ''Giles! We're so glad to see you. We missed you. You can't have the store back.''
Giles: ''I know.''
Anya: ''You signed papers.''

Xander: ''We made a demon? Bad us.''
Willow: ''Thaumogenesis is when doing a spell actually creates a being. In this case it was like, a, a side-effect, I guess. Like a price.''
Dawn: ''What?''
Willow: ''Think of it like, the world doesn't like you getting something for free, and we asked for this huge gift. Buffy. And so the world said, 'Fine, but if you have that, you have to take this too.' And it made the demon.''
Anya: ''Well, technically, that's not a price. That's a gift with purchase.''
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Postby mrkeys » Tue Mar 28, 2006 9:42 am

that last quote is awesome....

she is a great character...probably the best looking out of the cast as well... :nod:
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Postby J Gonzales » Tue Mar 28, 2006 6:44 pm

Alas Andrew we come to our first Buffy dispute....Faith was definately the best looking out of the cast, followed closely by Willow...and I'd definately put harmony in there..
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Postby Stasswardo » Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:23 pm

WRONG!!!!!

THEY WERE ALL EQUAL... they all had great qualities which made us love them in different ways
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Postby J Gonzales » Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:25 pm

aww how diplomatic of you...

she is right though...the series as a whole inspired the fuck outta me at times.
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Postby Stasswardo » Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:18 pm

WILLOW
But you don't even know him!

ANYA
Yes, I do. I looked into him and saw his soul.

WILLOW
He was walking away, so unless his soul was in his ass—

ANYA
A.J. is my best friend and my dearest darling—

WILLOW
It's R.J. And what you were picking up on was his deep caring and devotion to me.

Buffy and Dawn walk downstairs and see Willow and Anya arguing.

DAWN
What's going on?

ANYA
Willow thinks she's in love with my boyfriend, R.J.

DAWN
What? No! You two can't do this.

BUFFY
Willow, you're a gay woman—and he isn't.

WILLOW
This isn't about his physical presence. It's about his heart.

ANYA
His physical presence has a penis!

WILLOW
I can work around it!
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Postby J Gonzales » Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:10 pm

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I love that EP!
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Postby mrkeys » Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:55 pm

:rofl:
"Once again the forces of niceness and goodness have triumphed over the forces of evil and rottenness."

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Postby amunhra » Sat Apr 01, 2006 5:57 am

:rofl: Awesome quote.

Anya: Don't be ridiculous. Martha Stewart isn't a demon. She's a witch.
Xander: Please, she-- Really?
Anya: Of course. Nobody could do that much decoupage without calling on the powers of darkness.

Anya: I can't decide whether to put my bridesmaids in cocktail dresses or the traditional burlap with blood larva.
Xander: The traditional what?
Anya: Well, I was a demon for a thousand years, you don't expect me to turn my back on all the ways of my people.
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