What's the biggest turd you've ever dumped?

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What's the biggest turd you've ever dumped?

Postby Hitman » Mon Jan 30, 2006 12:04 pm

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"In February 1995, working in conjunction with nutritionists at the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, I adopted a super fiber-rich diet which allowed me to successfully produce a single extruded excrement the exact length of my colon: 26 feet. I documented the extrusion at the Cranbrook-Kingswood High School Bowling Alley, Bloomfield Hills, MI, which offered a length of floor suitable for the process and measuring the results. The cathartic diet was supplemented by a high intake of Metamucil fiber substance. The weeklong endurance prior to the event was ensured by the employment of a plug specifically designed to curtail any premature excretions."


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Postby scottik187 » Mon Jan 30, 2006 12:38 pm

thats fucked up
moderators have to much power and freely exercise it in this forum
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Postby .melie » Mon Jan 30, 2006 12:41 pm

Sure is. Why would you want to do something like that? "Just because I can" is not a good enough reason ... eww
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Postby mrkeys » Mon Jan 30, 2006 12:47 pm

I have to say A+ for effort it is on the skinny side though...thus the length I guess :nod:
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