Spunk for tickets!

[Chantel]

With sperm donations in Ireland on a steady decline, fertility clinics there have introduced a new incentive for virile European males: send us your jizz, and we’ll send you a ticket to any music festival on the continent.

The scheme, unsurprisingly named Sperm For Tickets, makes it mightily simple for the ejaculators in question. “Specifically developed” containers can be sent by courier to your doorstep. When the deed is done, the container keeps your future spawn fresh for up to three day, in which time it can be mailed back via speedy courier. Then it’s up to you which festival your sperm shouts a ticket to.

Surely such a system could be implemented to discourage scalpers here in Australia? One spunk donation per ticket might make buying 50 at a time a little tender.

[BJN]

I don't think it would discourage sclalpers given that entry to the festivals wouldn't be based purely on the "spunk donation".

Interesting concept though. However, it's perhaps unfairly favouring males and "healthy" ones at that.

I would've thought Ireland would be the last place in the world to be in a shortage of THAT. Mind you, they might be discouraged by Catholic crazies who are against it.

[Hitman]