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Postby Chantel » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:23 pm

Farts spark emergency landing
Thursday Dec 7 09:34 AEDT


An American Airlines flight made an emergency landing this week after a passenger with severe gas problems struck matches to mask the odor of flatulence, an official said.

The flight from Washington to Texas landed at Nashville airport on Tuesday, in the southeastern state of Tennessee, after passengers alerted the crew about the smell of burning sulfur, Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority said.

She said all 99 passengers and their luggage were taken off the plane and searched, and an unlucky canine team was brought in to sniff the aircraft for explosives.

After intense questioning by the FBI, a woman passenger admitted to lighting matches on board the aircraft to conceal her gas, Lowrance said.

"For a long time she did not admit to striking matches and I think that was just out of embarrassment," she said. "She did finally admit to it saying she had a medical problem about excessive gas."

The unidentified woman was not charged but "American did ban her from flying on their airline for a very long time," Lowrance said.


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Postby Hitman » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:29 pm

:lol:

I reckon I could hijack a plane with my sweet flatulence...

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Postby Chantel » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:33 pm

You'd be arrested for sure!
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Postby Hitman » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:41 pm

My farts are weapons of mass destruction...

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*spreads scent*
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Postby craig nye » Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:03 pm

i bet i could give you a run for your money... mine are that bad i have offended myself with my own stink many times :puke:
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Postby craigwardo » Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:05 pm

I don't fart.....

Everyone that does is fucking disgusting.
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Postby Hitman » Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:06 pm

craig nye wrote:i bet i could give you a run for your money... mine are that bad i have offended myself with my own stink many times :puke:


Poll?
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Postby Hitman » Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:07 pm

craigwardo wrote:I don't fart.....

Everyone that does is fucking disgusting.


Meh.

You probably also look down upon sex outside of wedlock...
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Postby Chantel » Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:07 pm

Hitman wrote:
craig nye wrote:i bet i could give you a run for your money... mine are that bad i have offended myself with my own stink many times :puke:


Poll?


My bet's on Luis...


goddamn...


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Postby craigwardo » Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:19 pm

Hitman wrote:
craigwardo wrote:I don't fart.....

Everyone that does is fucking disgusting.


Meh.

You probably also look down upon sex outside of wedlock...


Sure do.

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