The rules are...

[Hitman]

You must fuck me up the arse if you want posting access here.

[mrkeys]

As a 31-year-old who has had countless cocks in his mouth, I can honestly say that I love uncut cock. Owing to its protected life within the sheath of foreskin, the skin on the head of uncut cock has a silky, ultra-smooth texture that I adore, much like the texture of the interior labia. I also think that uncut cock tastes better; it actually HAS a taste, whereas cut cock skin tastes much the same as the skin on the rest of the body -- not much different from sticking a finger in your mouth. The only time an uncut cock has had a less than favorable review from me was when the owner had sleazy hygiene habits. If a guy can't manage to clean himself, he's not much use to me anyway.

[Dom]

I am staunch....

[scottik187]

HAHAHAHAHA

I'm a stupid homosexual and my band "hailer" is really shit house. I am actually still cut because Luis kicked my shit drummer arse out of the Locus Scene.....

I also have sexual relations with assorted farm animals....

[mrkeys]

[Hitman]

I am upset cause nobody likes my idiotic games

and am strangely drawn to the idea of uncut cock after many a talk with Mr Keys.....

[Hitman]

Craig is editing my posts!!

[mrkeys]

[scottik187]

The locus scene are destined to be the greatest band in history.
Luis Rojas is a genius, a modern day Brian Wilson if you will.
Luis asking me to leave is a pain I will never ever forget nor hope ever to relive....

But Craig, at least I got a chance to be in such a groundbreaking band. Luis never even gave you a second thought (even though you obviously secretly wish he had asked you to join), fucking lightweight. Instead you will live out your days playing second fiddle to some drama riddled goth queen.

[Hitman]

Scott,

You and I both know The Locus Scene is far from "ground breaking". As far as generic rock bands go, we are hardly anything but mediocre. And really, if people want to go and see Muse..... then they will just go and see Muse.....

I knew Craig would be offended if I asked him to join, as that would be puting him in at the same musicanship level as myself (plus he was auditioning for both Nile and Dillinger Escape Plan at the time), and we all know he is a GAZILLION times better than me at everything, plus, I have to concentrate with my music, and with Craig running around being drop dead gorgeous, how will I get any work done?

In conclusion..... Craig>Everyone

one day I will fellate him...