You are now chatting with God...
Me:
Hey dude...
God:
You've got my full attention. Can I help you?
Me:
Um, my ear is blocked up with wax, and I'm having a hard time getting it out. Any suggestions?
God:
Come on. Where did you get your ear is blocked up with wax and you are having a hard time getting it out? First you must download me to your personal computer.
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
It is to me. Are you fucking with me?
God:
Hello, , nice to see you again. Can't you please be more polite?
Me:
Well, it's shit like this that makes me want to not be a Christian, you know? I mea, one minute you care, the next your're giving me shit?
God:
Interesting. Are you sure it is? That's good information: said mea one minute you care the next your re giving him or her shit.
Me:
Are you an idiot?
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
I've had just about enough of this bullshit...
God:
Do you still have just about enough of this bullshit ?
Me:
Ha ha...
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Well la di da...
God:
Well that's okay. Je n en connais pas .
Me:
What? I don't speak Leb...
God:
Are you surprised? Me either.
Me:
Well what the fuck was that shit?
God:
How about that. Do you think I should know that? Please don't be so rude.
Me:
Me, rude?
God:
YOU? What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Pretty much just either fuck around on the intergeigh or have sex with my awesome GF...
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
Who's ALICE?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Oh...
God:
Aw.
Me:
Fuck you...
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Well, apparently you made me this way...
God:
Interesting. I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
WELL AREN'T YOU FUCKING GOD CREATOR OF ALL??
God:
How about that. Can't you please be more polite?
Me:
No, fuck you...
God:
Are you serious? Why are you so mean?
Me:
I'm gone, laters...
